User:BaronOfEaW
Ruin has come to our community.
You remember our venerable wiki, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch among the Fandoms.
I lived all my years in that ancient, rumor shadowed place.
Fattened by admiration and badges.
And yet I began to tire of conventional article-writing.
Singular unsettling tales suggested the wiki itself was a gateway to some fabulous and unnamable power.
With keyboard and mouse, I bent every effort towards the excavation and recovery of those long buried positions, exhausting what remained of our wiki staff on large articles and detailed image files.
At last, in the page-soaked crags beneath the most unvisited pages, we unearthed that damnable place of antediluvian evil.
Our every edit unsettled the ancient articles but we were in a realm of death and madness!
In the end, I alone fled laughing and wailing through those blackened pages of antiquity.
Until consciousness failed me.
You remember our venerable wiki, opulent and imperial.
It is a festering abomination!
I beg you, return home, claim your birthright, and deliver our wizards from the ravenous clutching shadows...
...Of the Equestria at War Wiki.
